Okay, I upped the teeth requirement because I really like to be bit. (Just joking!)
I am a funny, simple, single, non-smoking Black male that finds himself yearning for someone to laugh with, maybe eat dinner and or catch a movie. I guess I am looking for someone who has a great sense of humor, is interested in politics, but not baubles or fashion. Someone whose mind is "free from the Matrix" and can have a conversation without mentioning what they do/did for a living, and where they got their BS/MA, or their religion. Yuck.
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No fitness nazi gym rats, wannabee models, you vegans or a teetotaler. NO ONE WHO IS ON A DIET SHOULD REPLY!lol No cliches here, so I won′t write that I do museums, or walk in the park. (You can get your ass robbed doing that dumb shit. Anyone heard of Jennifer Levin??) Just my preference. You should burp! Fart too!! You may like an occasional hot dog, or chicken wings! Blue jeans and flip flops! Is it too much to ask for a simple, not so gorgeous and not so thin little lady that wants the love of a blue collar man?
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I believe that without love and compassion in this world, life would be nothing. I feel I am missing out on precious time being alone and hope to find someone that feels the same. I can′t wait to deeply love and respect a good woman again.
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I have no problem dating women younger than me, but if you are much under 30, you haven′t lived enough life to carry a conversation! lol And certainly you shouldn′t be in your early 20s on this CL thing; there are too many places for you youngsters to get out and meet people. (You’re just not trying!)
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So to sum it all up, I am looking for a WOMAN. Let’s go out, but stay in more, have fun, eat, drink and be merry. No plans, just see where the road takes us.
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Send an email with a little about you and a nice (G rated) picture. (Reread the above again…no one liners, and a nice, non filthy picture!)
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Thanks for taking the time to read my ad.
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